Define I Understand Meaning

I Understand That, But
Used in exasperation during an argument, with a notable impatience intended to slightly patronize the other party while furthering the speaker's other reasons.

Look, I didn't mean to shoot Marvin in the face.

I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact he's dead.
By Lory
I Understand
You dont have a clue what thier going on about

"my cars been stolen and I don't know what to do"
"I understand"
By Arleen
I Understand That.
Phrase used by persons who aren't really listening to you but wish to appear to be doing so. Usually used when on the telephone so neither of you is making eye contact.

You are telling a story and your friend, who hasn't responded the entire time, suddenly chimes in with "I understand that."
By Alvera
You Don't Think I Understand!?
(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.

kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"

kid with no clue: ..........

kid 2: i dont think he understands

kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?
By Dasha
I Don't Understand The Question
This is a phrase used when confronted by a question pointing out a fault in you and you want to save face

"Wait, didn't you break up with josh last week ? Why were you on his snapchat last night?"
"..I don't understand the question"
By Mellicent
I Don't Understand Why You Searched This Up
Why... what do you hope to gain from this

Tell me why, (ain't nothing but a heartache), tell me why ( ain't nothing but a mistake)

But for real why did you look this up?
I don't understand why you searched this up
By Mela
I Just Don't Understand, How Can I When I Can't Even Comprehend!
A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
By Dollie
I Don’t Understand This Life
I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I don’t understand this life. It confuses me

I don’t understand this life. Why can’t I just live life as a savage instead
By Maddie
I Understand The Confusion
The most polite way to start a Canadianfuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
By Shaylah
I’m Confused I Don’t Understand This Life

I’m confused I don’t understand this life
By Enriqueta