Define I'm Going To Kill Myself Meaning

I'm Going To Kill Myself

By Maribelle
Well Slap My Ass And Tickle My Pickle, I'm Going To Kill Myself!
When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
By Dianne
I'm Going To Kill Myself
Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself
By Mildred