Me: I'm going to make me a sandwich
Mom: *grabs the chanclas
Me: "may I please make a sandwich
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"