Define Ice Cream Machine Meaning

Ice Cream Machine

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"
By Amalle
Ice Cream Machine
The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.

I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
By Margret
Ice Cream Machine
When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!

Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me
By Ysabel
Dirty Ice Cream Machine
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
By Philly
Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine
When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.
By Atalanta
Ice Cream Machine
The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth

Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?
By Peri
The Artesian Ice Cream Machine
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
By Ariel
The Artesian Ice Cream Machine
When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
By Izabel