One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.
One who often partakes in the benefits of the
leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental
abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said
parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you
getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job,
Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.
Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry
I could eat a hooker.