When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's godo this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."
By Lotte
If You Know What I Mean
A common phrase, that if added to the end of any simple sentance, can make it sound dirty.
Phrase used by the inarticulate and dimwitted as a comma and to buy time and cover their lack of knowledge of a subject on which they have decided to speak and the resulting insecurity this engenders.
It is particularly irritating in sportspeople, presenters and commentators as they are paid way in excess of the average salary of their audience precisley to tell them what it is they mean. The unspoken assumption is that the audience are already well aware of the 'gem of wisdom' or 'fact' (or see cliche) imparted by the 'expert' and that there really is no need to pay him or her £5000 an episode to provide such insightless insights.