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Basically the answer to everything. This simple phrase means you never have to say your opinion about anything ever again.

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.

You want smoke, is a question asked by someone who is trying to fight person.

1. What to say when someone that you have not communicated with in a long time contacts you randomly.

2. What to say to that person that you had it out with and they contact you like nothing ever happened.

When you are threatening someone to fight (often used by people with cockney accents)

A term used when one has no facts or strong arguments to support some bull shit that he had said. Usually used when the user of the term is confident that the other person has no knowledge on the matter.

When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

As much as one would like. Often disapprovingly.

"You want this forehead" is an expression used when a person annoys you and you want him/her to stop. Mainly used when a person wants to through hands with you.