Define Illegitimate Meaning

Illegitimate
Used to describe that a child is not yours. Thus, making you immune to child support.

Can be traced back to as early as greek mythology.

Zeus or Posiden had a baby with Hoecles who had a son named Illegitimacus

Since Hoecles cannot prove that Zeus or Posiden are the father, Illegitimacus is therefore Illegitimate, meaning none of them have to pay child support
By Wilone
Illegitimate
To get messed up beyond belief.
Drunk, high, etc.

Aye, lets go get illegitimate as hell this weekend mayne.
By Shari
Illegitimate
A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.

2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?
By Chloe
Illegitimate Father
1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.

Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.
By Gweneth
Illegitimate Masturbating
1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating
By Euphemia
Illegitimate Child
A child whose parents were not married to each other at the time of his or her birth.

You're an illegitimate child! At least my parents were married!
By Maribelle
Illegitimate Invitation
Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
By Niki
Illegitimate Rape
Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".

"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."
By Odelle
Illegitimate Girlfriend
The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn
By Norina
Illegitimate Stepdad
A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.

That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!
By Jasmina