Define In The Head Meaning

In The Head
when something is so retarded u cant find a word to describe it.

jenns' boyfriend left her for another guy"well, thats in the head"!
By Clarie
Head Is Head
The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick.

Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick!
Nick- Nice bro, is she hot?
Jack- Head is head bro.
Nick- I'll take that as a no...
By Celinda
Head-Head
Similar to bed head however instead of indicating you just got out of bed, it looks like you just gave head.

Characterized by a large hand print on the back of ones head.

By Mufi
Head For Head
The most pleasurable benefit of giving one's partner a head massage and getting oral sex in return.

I often start giving a simple head massage and it turns into a full blown head for head massage exchange. Give a little, get a little.
By Katey
Head
The part of the body where Thor should've aimed at Thanos in Infinity War.

Why the hell didn't Thor aim for the head.
By Rivi
On Heads
Used (primarily by dudes, or bros) to describe a certain action/situation that irritates/agitates you/makes you angry.

Dude 1: "bro I can't believe he stole your polo shirt!"

Dude 2: "I know bro, I'm on heads about that!"
By Katleen
Head On
A mysterious ointment. The only thing known about it is how to use it.

Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On.
By Alissa
Head
Another word for a blow job.
Girls use this to ask guys if they'll let them suck their dick. "Saying I give good head."

Jordan gives good head.
Zach gets head twice a week because hes popular.
She gives amazing head.
By Clarissa
Head
That big hard object that is on top of your neck and some people have the ability to think with it

that tree does not have a head
By Anna
Head
When a penis is pleasured by a mouth and tongue!

Chad caught Kiersten giving Craig Head in his office and demanded they each give him some or be fired!
By Marcella