Define Included Meaning

Included
When the word FREE is inserted by mistake in commercials and by salemen. The price of a product is elevated to cover the cost of "FREE" add-ons.

Incorrect: But wait!! When you order this product now, you get this other product absolutely FREE !!!

Correct: But wait!! When you order this product now, you get this other product absolutely INCLUDED !!!
By Charmine
Includements
Indicates a variety of ingredients to be included in a particular dish.

"Please run to the store and fetch me the includements for the pizza"

"Tristane could not complete her sandwich because she did not have a full set of includements"
By Britney
Sanity Not Included
one of the funniest gaming web series created in 2010. starring machinima legends guitarmasterx7 and dexterboy124, these two not-so-average gamers (and their roommate Nina) attempt to make every large game release into a joke.

Hey man, did you watch that Sanity not included episode?

yeah, i pissed myself laughing.
By Elsie
Including Jermaine

By Eula
Including Moderation
Moderation in all things, including moderation, sometimes it is permissible to go hog wild!

We're really going to party at ROAR TIME after exams, moderation including moderation!
By Dedra
Dis-included
dis-included ˌdɪsɪnˈkloo'did
–Verb, action-verb

Origin:

2009 East Super Regional

Synonyms:
not included, excluded, not liked, punked, Johnny'ed

To not be included by your friends colleagues and family in activities that you expect to be included in.

To have been included then excluded from expectied activities

Ex.....Johnny has been "dis-included" from the Super Regional sales team......

Ex....Since he has five girls in his house, Terry has been "dis-included" from the man-club
By Emmalynne
Should Include The Word Being Defined
should include the word being defined

should include the word being defined
By Bea
Note: I Only Heard The Third Meaning Recently, But I Thought It Was Pretty Funny So I've Included It.
When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003
By Bambie
Most Pretty, Smart, Intelligent And Better Than Anyone In The World (including Batery) Girl
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
By Peg
Should Include Someone Been Gay
Should include someone been gay

Should include someone been gay
By Donielle