The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive
coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you
play hookie on the
monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is
coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"
*THAT MONDAY*
Man #1: "I see
Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
