Define Injured Meaning

Okay, this one's going around fast! I just made it up last week, and knew I had to snag my credit before someone else did...anyways it means;

To use in the place of retarded or "Dee de dee". {only using with a gesture(make your hand look like a duck head {don't ask >.>} and then bend your hand down all the way.)}

Smokin' the weed.

A person who is often injured; one who is prone to injury

To be more than hurt(ugly:unattractive).

A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.

While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.

An injury you incur when playing a game on the Wii.

When playing the dick showing game as in the movie Waiting, you take a lamp shade and place it small end toward your junk resulting in a look like that of a dog with a collar that prevents it from chewing or licking injuries