you: (walks in, shuts the door) Hey, boy, hows it going? today was the worst day of my life... blah blah blah... well atleast i have someone
i can count on and talk to.
dog: (during the whole "conversation") looks the other way after hearing the door open and starts to stare out the window and bark at
the bird outside. (ocasionally looking back to see if you are
still standing there)