Define Instant Meaning

Instant
instant is how fast Arthur Mitchell says "shut up cunt" at the dinner table in Dexter

"I am so thankful for you Arthur!"
"shut up cunt"

My god, your response was so instant, I didn't even have time to finish
By Julee
Instant
Anyone who gets promoted to a rank above yours when they've only just arrived when you've been in the same job years and you can't see why there more suitable than you. Used when your feeling enbittered.

He's another bloody instant. An instant supervisor just add weeks.
By Ailee
Instant
A royal pita! That will vote for whoever is on tv the most.

Instant voted for him because she is stuck on the obama network channels.
By Nara
Instant Forbes
A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
By Jamie
The Instant Hagrid
Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
By Bride
Instant Classic
When a brand new tune blows everyone's mind because you just know it is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Dude, did you listen to Kendrick Lamar's Blacker the Berry?
Yeah man. That is what I call an instant classic.
By Gertie
Instant Blowie
When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
By Xylia
Instant Boner
when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know
By Ivett
Instant Family
A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
By Roze
Instant Get
An expression to show how much you would like to get something.

Have you seen Johnny's new car? That thing is instant get!
By Rosella