Define Internet Meaning

Internet
a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.

what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
By Daffie
Internet
A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

By Miranda
Internet

By Margaretha
Internet
A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
By Morissa
Internet

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
By Roslyn
Internet

By Kristan
Internet
a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.

Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"

Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
By Pierrette
Internet

person 1 - What is the internet for?
person 2 - FOR PORN!!!
By Idalia
Internet

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.
By Mariya
Internet
A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.
By Joli