A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.
Scale definitions:
0% -
Stone cold sober
30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie.
slurring, stumbling and
making an ass out of yourself)
200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% - So drunk you pass out
400% - Death is near
Person 1: "How drunk are you on the
intoxication scale?"
Person 2: "I'm a solid
70%, you?"
Person 1: "I'm already at 100%"
Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to
catch up."
