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Define Introduction Meaning

Introducting
Using duct tape for the first time.

You better watch out ese, Stefan be introducting and is out of control.
By Sher
Introduction
The part of a chapter that would better be under the title 'Bullshit'

Introduction:

The convection Heat transfer process can be divided into two broad categories (a) when the flow is generated due to an external forcing agent, such as a fan, pump, natural breeze, forced breeze, generated breeze, motion of a heated object, and (b) when the fluid motion arises simply because of density differences caused by temperature differences in a body force field, such as gravity... zzz... zzz...
By Lindi
Theory Of Introduction
A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.

"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"
By Ivette
Still Introduction
When one person is introduced to another by means of an infamous picture.

Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."

Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
By Ardath
Introduction To Communication
a college level humanities class that teaches important things that are key to having a job and adulthood like:

- How to Write a Resume

- How survive a job interview

- Verbal Communication

- Non-Verbal Communication

- Personal Space

- and of course Relations

What I had for homework tonight in Introduction to Communication was I had to write a two page long diary entry and connect my thoughts to what I learned in class.
By Yoshiko
The Palmer Introduction
A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"
By Carolin
Needs No Introduction
The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?
By Hatty
102 Hours Of Introductions
Going to a party or social event,and instead of having a conversation,you or other people just meet and greet everyone instead of talking.

At the party:
Bill: Hi I'm bill
Suzy: Hello bill
Bill: Hey I'm bill
Jack: Ok nice to meet you
Bill: greetings my name is bill
Andy: Great!

After the party:
Jake:so how was the party
Bill: The whole event was just 102 hours of introductions .
By Saree
Neo-introductionism
Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.

The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.
By Fionna
My Introduction
Hi! I'm Miss Milly, Your local dictionary who can help you find out the true meaning of a word you don't know.

So that was my introduction!
By Breanne