This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,
boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are
not clean enough to make it through corporate email
filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of
me me she had large assets, but her
portfolio smelled like rotten
salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.