Define Ipswich Meaning

Ipswich
(n.) A small town on the ocean with nothing to do but go on burnrides up the neck and never leave. Maybe if you're lucky you can hang out at the point with the V.I.P. club. If you go there, flip off Jardis.

By Blinni
Ipswich
a crappy little town on the outskirts of brisbane, which is mainly famous for the lack of jobs, rapists and gangs. You are only ever safe in ipswich if you are no where near bell street or train stations, or are friends with UTFM, one of the major gangs in ipswich. Otherwise known as ipshit or ippy, by the bogans.

brad- are you going to come into ipswich with me tomorrow cuz?
adam- nah, its too dangerous there
brad- oh, yeah. with all the paint sniffers and gangs. lets just stay here and not get raped in stead
By Nedi
Ipswich
Town on the outskirts of Brisbane, Australia. (also known as ippy Mainly inhabited by bogans. used to be prosperous coal mining town but the coal dried up and the miners stayed - now famous for its centrelink and large scale welfare depenancy. Also known as "the hole" and "the dump". The town centre is almost as grubby as the bogans that inabit the city

A:Ahh crap i gotta go down to ipswich for work.
B: Bad luck mate - dont get sucked into the welfare drain!
By Viv
Ipswich
Ipswich is a large town in the middle of Suffolk, though to go there you'd think you were in an oil rig in the North Sea. Bad, butberry wearing, denim jacket blond highlighted gold jewlerry wearing women everywhere, a distinct lack of intelligent life and an atmosphere that could kill a dead fish.

'Yeah, we is going down Ipswich shopping centre'
'Yeah mate, innit'
By Yvonne
Ipswich
a small town on the outskurts of brisbane, it is populated by UTFM members, TSB members and also UFN members, it is well known for its lack of jobs, riverlink shopping center and the ridiculous amount of grafiti that can mostly be found in possibly the worst school in this small town "st edmunds college." it widely supports gang rapes and paint sniffa/ing. the best thing that ever came out of ipswich was probably jacaranda ice coffee

"oi dude are u goin to ipswich this weekend"
"yeah i heard theres gonna be paint sniffas and chicks 2 be gang raped"
"yeah it's gnna be sweet"
"yeah but we just gotta watch out for them gangstas in TSB"
By Roseanne
Ipswich
A noun ,mostly a person, meaning that he or she is unlikable or hated. No one likes him or her.

That stupid ipswich is making us write an essay. That ipswich has no friends. You're such an ipswich.
By Shara
Ipswich
A nice ass town in Massachusetts in which there are very little Cool Teen Hangouts like a Denny's or Mall, resulting in a youth population that participates in very few group activities other than smoking weed, going to Marty's Donut Land at 2AM, or bitching about the lack of things to do in Ipswich.

Older working residents of the town are either grating townies that listen to nothing but shitty classic rock on WZLX or liberals that drive hybrid cars, put their groceries in NPR tote bags, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring poorly-designed colonial homes. Though a sizeable segment of the youth population works, their income is generally disposable, resulting in a largely weed-based local economy.

Highlights of this town include Crane's Beach (one of the nicest on the East Coast), the trails in Bradley Palmer State Park, several open spaces with expansive views of Great Neck, and Pavillion Beach. Ipswich is within biking distance of several other bucolic North Shore coastal towns such as Gloucester, Manchester, and Essex. However, enjoying these things generally requires waking up and gathering your friends before 10AM, which is Hard.

God damnit! There's nothing to in Ipswich but smoke weed! Hey, want to take my mom's Prius down to Pavillion and smoke a bowl? She just gave me my allowance so we could totally buy some. Do you know anyone who sells weed?
By Nanete
Ipswich
An obscure town on the northern coast of Massachusetts with nothing to do in it which means everyone just smokes a bunch of weed and gets smashed all the time... works for me.

Ipswich is a way cool place to be
By Kevina
Ipswich
Boring town in Suffolk, England where I happen to live.

Whenever I step out my front door (about once a week), I see Ipswich everywhere!
By Luci
Ipswich
A place somewhere in Suffolk, England where all that planets toxic waste is supposedly stored. Can be smelt for a 1000 mile radius. Mutants dwell within its realms.

Synonym for dump.

"I can smell Ipswich from Norfolk."

"Wana go to Ipswich today?"
"Dunno, wana jump off a cliff?"
By Liana