Define Iron Meaning

Iron
A gat, peice, heat, or any kind of handgun.

You better watch how you step or you'll get this iron to your mind.
By Florri
Iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.
By Yalonda
Iron
homosexual - from rhyming slang (iron hoof/poof)

john is an iron, he is attracted to men
By Guillemette
Iron

He looks like a fucking iron (quoted by Sammy from the film The Business)
By Gilly
Iron
The fundamental SI unit of irony. Abbreviated as I; all metric prefixes apply.

Blatantly hate-mongering televangelist dies of AIDS; that rates about 2.5 kI on the ironometer.
By Adeline
Iron

That mean-lookin' bloke over there with the leather and the beard? Iron as Tinkie-Winkie.
By Trula
Iron

"The iron was slack."
By Zitella
Iron Will
A burning determination that cannot be stopped or hindered by anything; Willing to do anything to get a desired out come; Extremely resilient

He has an iron will trying to stand up after that punch
By Dredi
Ironing
Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?
By Wallis
Ironic
1. A situation where the result is a complete reverse (and practical mockery) of what was expected

2. A word heavy misused and abused in conversation today, mostly by people who think that using the word in any way will automatically make them seem intelligent. The word is usually misused to exactly mean "coincidental" or "tragic", when again it doesn't mean this (see #1)

If the heavy metal band Anthrax dies of anthrax, that would be poetically tragic, but not ironic. If a diabetic crosses the street and is run over by a truck carrying insulin, then it's ironic.

"Isn't it ironic that the pop song 'Ironic' contains absolutely no examples of irony?"

"One issue of Mad Magazine showed Alfred E. Neuman face-down in the desert, crushed to death by a parachuted crate of first aid supplies. Now THAT was ironic!"
By Minni