A very charming, handsome boy. He often plays baseball and basketball. Every girl has had a crush on him, but one special girl got him an every other girl is jealous. He has a dream to play for the L.A. lakers and to have children with his gorgeous girlfriend. He is over protective with his girlfriend, just doesn’t show it. He calls her “baby” and “babe” to show his affections toward her. He hangouts with her when he can. Every girl continues to fall in deep love with him but... he’s taken.
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!
J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
By Felisha
J.J. Abrams
noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
By Adda
J.J. Abrams
1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.
He is the embodiment of entertainment in a very Stellar way. Will put u to sleep whispering quiet, sincere, indescribably sweet lil nothings (although his nothings are equal to aa trillion of my sweet lil nothings) he stays in one position staring fascinated at u with so much as a blink .....all the while still describing with umatched detail and emotion secret after dark secret getting more and more entrancing and alluring with every breath he breaths into your ear as u fall asleep in a fantasy world softly reavealed through the lips of and angel left here on earth long ago abandoned all but forgotten. A spirited creator of magical surroundings and emotions unknown by most and undefined by all.
The J.J. AllstaR will be visible in the nightime sky anytime just after dark and all the way till early light glowing in the contellation of capricorn unmistakable loving warmth and beams of protective and passionate starlight.
By Mollee
J.J. Abrams
A complete wanker and a tool, director and producer of several television shows and movies, most notably Lost, Mission Impossible 3 all of which were badly done and overly complex to the point of stupidity- oh wait it was made by J.J Abrams!
Known most recently for singlehandedly and completely fucking up the entire Star Trek timeline and canon by destroying the planet Vulcan, trapping ambassador Spock in the wrong time and killing off most of the second major constituent of the Federation -the Vulcans. He also managed to make a Star Trek movie that was all pretty pictures and no thinking, or moral dilemma-which is what Star Trek is half about- THINKING!
1. Star Trek X1 directed by J.J. Abrams-meanwhile Gene Roddenbery is spinning at warp speed in his grave due to the complete mangling of Star Trek and all that it stood for.
By Nicoline
J.J. Evans
A character on the show "Good Times." Also another name for rapper Jay-Z due to his striking resemblance to this character.
"J.J. Evans gettin' gunned up and clapped quick." -Nas, "Ether" (a Jay-Z diss track)
By getting with Beyonce, J.J. Evans gave new hope to all the jacked up looking dudes out there hoping to someday score hot-ass tail.
