Define Jacobs Meaning

Jacobs
(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!
By Corabella
Jacobating
Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.

Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.
By Shirleen
Jacob
Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontroll smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do twords him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.

Person- look there’s jacob!
Person 2- I know he’s so adorable!!
By Peri
Jacobe
Jacobe is handsome and athletic. He is most comfortable around his friends. He has no problem talking to girls but in a relationship may try to start off slow. He is a caring sweet person. Don't mess around when it comes to sports.

Random person: Hey Jacobe wanna hang out later.

Jacobe: Sure give me a time place and date
By Karna
Jacob
One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.

Girl- Why are you crying?
Girl 2- Jacob doesn't like me.
By Milzie
Jacobe
A friend that will always have your back even though he's a cunt at times. He's very unforgettable and will be the best to talk to your problems about. Love to call his friends a bitch.

Jacobe: Hey you
Person: What
Jacobe:You're a bitch
Person:Fuck you Jacobe
By Allix
Jacob
Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

Girl:"hes so sweet and romantic!!!"

Other girl:"he's definitely a Jacob!!!"
By Jermaine
Jacob
A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness. He is a wild child who loves to have fun.

I just hung out with Jacob, God he is crazy.
By Odette
The Jacob
A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.

Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.
By Janeva
On The Jacob
When someone is doing an act behind their bf/gf's back.

I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door I pointed her to
I said, Call me when ya'll break up. I don'tfuck nobody bitch and never on the Jacob. -Andre Da Art of Story Telling Part 4
By Desiri