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Jag
gently play with/fondle an object (typically a set of testes or titties) in the palm of one's hand(s)

Michelle jagged Brandon's balls in her hand last night.
By Tessi
Jag
n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity.

-Short form of jag-off.
-Similar to a dickhead.
-Not to be confused with wanker, which has an implication of ineptitude.
-Used mainly by Americans from cities between Chicago and Boston.

"Hey, jag, why don't you watch where you're driving?!"

"Your father is sleeping on the couch because he is acting like a jag."

"The President is a jag."
By Silva
Jag
a state of intoxication; to be buzzed or drunk

He was already all jag when he showed up at the party.
By Kassia
Jag
According to Webster and my experience in Iowa, this is a drinking spree.

Lets get that jag on!
By Wenona
Jag
1. a drinking spree

2. any spree or spell

3. a Jaguar automobile

Don't waste your birthday by using it as a n excuse to go out on a jag.
By Zorah
Jag
Swedish for 'I.' Prounced like 'YAH', not JOG, because like any Germanic language, J is prounced like the Y sound in English. The G is also silent.

(Also, object forms 'mig' and 'dig' are pronounced like 'may' and 'day.')


Here's a mini-Swedish lesson using I:

Jag själv = I myself.
Jag älskar dig = I love you.
Jag saknar dig. = I miss you.
Förlåt för att jag är en sån stor idiot = I'm sorry, I am an idiot.
Såvitt jag vet = As far as I know
Jag heter... = I am called...
Jag bor i... = I live in...
Jag vet {inte.} = I {don't} know.
Jag talar {englska}. = I speak {English}.

All the forms of the verbs in Swedish are the same for each personal pronoun. Any of the pronouns in the following brackets can be changed to any other pronoun in the Swedish language and it would still make sense.

{Jag} är (form of 'to be') = I am
{Jag} var (form of 'to be') = I was
{Jag} har = I have.
{Jag} hade = I had.
{Jag} ska vara = I will be (just add 'ska' to form a future tense before the infinitive.)
By Estell
Jag
to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese

C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya
By Belia
Jag
An interest or area of knowledge.
A "thing," as in, "Are you doing that leadership conference jag this weekend?"

"Karen, do you like the new My Chemical Romance CD?"
"Nah, emo music isn't really my jag."

"George, does my tie match my shirt?"
"I dunno, man, fashion isn't my jag."
By Korie
Jag
A term used by retards on their social media the day after they partied. They want everyone to know that something went wrong (they messed up / got caught/ didn't have fun). Then they do the same exact thing next weekend, and also call it a jag.

If only last night wasn't such a jag.
Chloe's party was such a jag!
By Gwendolen
Jag
an asshole.

Wow, that guy's a total jag.
By Darsey