A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on
Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her
fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for
the weekend?
Scott: Oh, just
eatin’ the
ole Jalama Burger