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Define Jeb Bush Meaning

Jeb Bush
Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.

Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.
By Marie-Ann
Jeb Bush
a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you
By Thomasina
Jeb Bushing
The act of being a tremendously low energy guy (or gal)

Bae can't get out of bed at a reasonable hour because she Jeb Bushing it.
By Zorah
Jeb Bush
Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.
By Shelba
Jeb Bush
Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.

This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.
By Milicent
Jeb Bush
a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."
By Ulla
Jeb Bush
Brother of our current idiot president, Governor of Florida who helped his brohter steal the 2000 election, and hopefully HOPEFULLY not presidential candidate in 2008!!!

Jeb Bush is a slightly more intelligent and fatter George W. Bush, but not by much.
By Myrah
Jebbed Bush
When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.

"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush
By Erin
Jeb Bush It
"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.

2000 Presidential Election ...

AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"
By Jilly
Jeb Bush
the minecraft guy

jeb bush

yes
By Justina