Define Jens Meaning

Jens
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By Katrinka
Jens
One who pwns often at CS, also someone who is affliated with the jedi. This creature may posses force powers such as Force First Class and Force Own. May be found cruising in a 1988 corolla lift back listening to gangsta rap.

By Silvana
Jens
Jens a person of German origin which likes to spend his time smokin pot and doin fuck all

Jens get ur bitch ass up and roll another fatti
By Mariya
Jen
A great person who is always there for you. Keep your head up and put your problems in God's hands. A person who brings out your best qualities...a person who you think about alot.

Jen is like a fire stone. Everybody needs one.

Id do anything for Jen, but not that...
By Juliette
Jenning
To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.

woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."
By Alfreda
Jen
A smart, beautiful, funny, kind, and talented girl who is an amazing friend and person. Jen struggles with confidence, and puts up with more than an average person, but everyone else can see how amazing she is.

Jen is so amazing man, if only she could see that.
By Laverna
Jennings
Sending a picture of a demented penis to multiple people.

Craig did a Jennings to a group of girls we just met.
By Kay
Jen
Highly intelligent, attractive, and creative. Witty and usually sarcastic. Compassionate & very loyal once you win her over -- warning, she will hold her own and do what's necessary if you prove incapable of being a healthy asset to her life. Ah, and certainly not least she is also very sensual... you'd be damn lucky to get her in bed let alone find a place in her heart.

"Jen is the woman of my dreams."
By Anita
Jen
Besides being her insanely flirty and crazy self, she really knows how to light up a room. She always seems to be smiling. She takes relationships and friendship very seriously. She has this zesty and contagious positive energy that radiates into evryone’s souls. She is a very talented musician and is extremely passionate. She seems high on life but she is ironically against drugs and alcohol because she doesn’t need that to have fun. Her style of clothing is so unique and refreshing. She can be a total hot badass! She will rip you to shreds in any debate and she will stand by her beliefs. She doesn’t give one fuck if you don’t like her because she knows she is worth it and doesn’t need validation from anybody. She is a very independent woman who isn’t fond of commitment or being controlled. She is extremely irresistible, any guy in their right minds would drool over her because she is truly a magnet! She would be an amazing mother that will let her kids follow their dreams. When she wants something, she will stop at NOTHING to reach her goal. Do not stand in her way. She seems to constantly have guys falling for her but she rejects them due to her fear of falling in love and her independence as a strong woman. She may actually be too much for a man to handle. She would never be unfaithful or disrespectful and she expects the same from her partner. She will cook for you and she loves cuddling and kisses. She is very touchy and sensual. She is a GODDESS. Worship her.

Boyfriend: I can tell Jen anything she is so god damn trustworthy! And she is so breathtakingly beautiful she makes me so weak. I don’t think I deserve someone as amazing as Jen.

Boyfriend’s friend: What the hell man, how did you get a woman who is so good? She’s exactly your type; smart, sexy, brown eyes... and she always motivates you to do your best! I wish I had a relationship like you guys. You’re so comfortable with her because you guys are best friends. She is your soulmate man, when are you gonna pop the question?

Boyfriend: Ya know, I bought the ring the day I met her, I knew she was the one. That’s it, I’m asking her tonight! I can’t believe it, Jen is gonna be my wife!
By Jillene
Jennings
v. The act of nutting in a bitch's mouth or face, then making her sleep on the floor at your feet like a dog, while robbing her.

Yo, that bitch was a skank ho.
Yeah, I totally jenningsed her last night.
By Kristine