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Define Jerk Off Meaning

Jerk Off
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
By Sena
Jerk Off
something to do on yo spare time

fuck ima jerk offcock tonight 8====D*
By Brianne
Jerk Off
to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
By Grazia
Jerk Off
to masturbate with hands

i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes
By Klarika
Jerk Off
slang for masturbating excessively

Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
By Zsa Zsa
Jerk Off
1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!
By Jandy
Jerk Off
meaning to pull off too quickly, in some type of vehicle, i.e. golf cart.

"Don't jerk off!!!"
By Betta
Jerk Off
slam dunk fo sho man like a reel deel nooie pass that can really ram the jam and shink down the frizzle frazzles jimbo jango pingo salmando!

gimme that jerk off
By Kaela
Jerk Off
to masturbate - to hold the hot dog, and cause yourself to have an orgasm while thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys

I'm a pedophile but don't want to go to jail, so I'll just go home and jerk off.
By Abigail
Jerk Off
not to hard but not to soft ejaculating

my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her
By Mina