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Define Jerk-off Meaning

Jerk-off
To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.

I went to jerk-off in your face!
By Cathee
Jerk-off
Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.

07:17 raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it
By Linette
Jerk-off
A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.

“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
By Adeline
Jerk-off
George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.
By Bryana
Jerk-off
Stupid; idiotic.

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
By Roxane
Jerking Off
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
By Angele
Jerk Off
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
By Rhianon
Jerking Off
The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.
By Moina
Jerking Off
The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
By Nelli
Jerking Off
Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn
By Juana