Define Jerking Meaning

Jerking
Another "crank that" pandemic that will eventually pass through.

Jerking is where you "jerk" your body wildly like a person having a seizure while standing up that synchronizes with some nonsensical so-called "music".

Apparently, all "jerks" are required by law to wear skinny jeans and they dance around where cars are and then get out of the traffic. (Seriously, can't they even block it or something?)

Are you a jerk?

Yes. I'm a jerk. Let's jerk! Yeah! I'm jerking, man!
By Cari
Jerking
The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.

Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
By Ernaline
Jerk In

"Abby was jerking in last night on Skype for me; It was so hot"

"Dude, Could a slang for female masturbation be 'jerk in'?"
"I don't know man, is it on Urban Dictionary?"
By Ilsa
Jerk It

Daym, when Ms. Gillian bent over, I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.

1. "What did you and Lisa do last night?"
2. "I got her to jerk it while I watched MTV."
By Lenore
Jerk
A person that breaks off the relationship twice, and still expects you to come back to their selfish ass.

Allie's exboyfriend was a real jerk.
By Keri
Jerk
someone who makes you fall so hard for them then let you go because they like hurting people. or they just love the feeling of you being hurt. or they want to see you upset. this can be an ex boyfriend, a friend, a sibling, a relative, or a teacher

wow that kid over there hurt her he is such a jerk
By Marjory
Jerk
Noun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.

"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"
By Sylvia
Jerk
The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

Typically are/were Frat Boys, Jocks, and Preps in school.

"Yeah, Billy's a real Jerk the way he used Tricia like that. Can't believe she bought his crap though."
By Chastity
Jerking It
Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:

Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.
By Alyss
Jerk
A person who does not use their turn signal.

Someone is driving and has to turn left but doesn't signal "you jerk!"
By Kelcie