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Define Joyride Meaning

Joyride
Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.

Mom
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"

Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"
By Roze
Joyriding
1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.

'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '
By Tyne
Joyrider
Some-one who steals cars then thrashes them about the neighbourhood then burns them

Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one
By Shir
Joyriding
The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor

Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding
By Anestassia
Joyride
A joyride is a sexual act with one man and many women all engaging in intercourse simultaneously. The opposite of a gangbang.

After requesting to speak to the manager, Karen reminisced on the previous night joyride noting that she was one of many ladies to fuck John and was quite satisfied.
By Claretta
Joyriding
The act of sexual intercourse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.

John: "I took Mary out Joyriding last night."
Jack: " Nice man, I knew that you would get her".
By Kaye
Joyriding
The act of sexual intercouse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.

Dude, Tina and I totally went joyriding in one of those Google cars the other day!

Joyriding?

We fucked in the back.

Nice!
By Shirlene
Mexican Joyride
It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.

Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!
By Vally
Jetpack Joyride
When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit

Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds
By Marlene
Family Joyride
when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)

Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang
By Sonnnie