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Junkyard
A situation where the men far outnumber the women. Similar to a sausage party.

I went into a bar and turned around and just left. That place was a junkyard, there were no ladies around!
By Willette
Junkyard
A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.

After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
By Appolonia
Junkyard
The area containing and surrounding ones junk. In men, junk is the penis and balls. With women, junk may be used as a euphemism for vagina

His ex-girlfriend wouldn't leave him alone, so he put up a "No Trespassing" sign on his junkyard.

Dude, keep your hands away from my junkyard!
By Maye
Junkyarding
To fully cup another man's genitals with one's hands.

"Stop junkyarding me, you perv!"
By Ferdinanda
Junkyard
Birmingham

You going to the Junkyard for uni>
By Elana
Junkyard
A euphemism for ass/booty/anal, in the context of anal sex.

"Oh man, she let me do her in the junkyard last night."

"Dude, I put my tongue in her junkyard and she came like crazy."

"I don't junkyard gets."
By Kelcie
Junkyard Jangle
when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus

Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
By Malory
Junkyard Jesus
The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.

We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
By Dina
Junkyard Barbie
A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.

You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".
By Lillian
Junkyard Turkey
potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"
By Roby