Define Kid Meaning

being a kid is the greatest thing ever. ding dong ditch, garden hopping, being clueless about many things, getting away with anything because of your age, being immature, laughing all day, sleepovers, not giving a damn about how you look, not having to work. be a kid forever, its worth it.

Bitch 1: "Omg bbz. That boi is lyk a kid. Wat a Wierdo x"
Bitch 2: "I knoo lyk x"
Kid: "I'm having more fun that you, bitch!"
By Janella
a friend or aqauntance

By Angelita
1.Something REALLY old people desire to be when their backs start breaking and their hearing and eyesight get poor.

Before gramps died, he told me to stay a kid forever..."It's worth it." He says.
By Jacki
what teenagers claim they are not

mom: your just a kid! you dont need a credit card!

teenager: IM NOT A KID IM 13!
By Roch
A term of endearment used for people truly cared about even if you're really afraid to get close to them. Generally a good person but tends to get their heart mixed up and winds up hurting other people because of it.

Ok, kid. It's ok.
By Danielle
Anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) Don't listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it's "hip and cool".

Adult: "lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz"

Kid: "I thought that you got SMARTER when you got older."
By Gaylene
kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.

By Ashley

look at that cute kid suckling on that goat!
By Gilly
something i plan on being forever.

adult: im so mature look at my i am so cool.
kid: fuck it.
By Gus
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit", said God.

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly.

"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having a forbidden fruit break and he was very angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?

Kids are the flowers of life ... on their parents' graves.
By Loren