Define Kindergarten Meaning

Kindergarten
Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.


All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.
By Antonetta
Kindergarten
the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid
By Deloria
Kindergarten
A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.

I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
By Sonni
Kindergartener
A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them

Wow that kindergartener is so cute!
By Gena
Kindergarten
Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden

Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.
By Caryl
Kindergarten
A place for kindergarteners.

Me:Hey Aaron
Aaron:What
Me:Where are you going
Aaron:I'm going to Kindergarten wanna come Ehe ehe ehe(laughing like a Kindergartener)
By Misty
Kindergarten
Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.

By Philipa
Kindergarten
A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.

my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?

Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....
By Hali
Kindergarten Level
When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.

When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
By Margarita
Kindergarten Crush
It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.

Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.
By Livvyy