Define King Edward Meaning

King Edward
When a shit touches the water before it drops.

I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!
By Gelya
King Edwards
Very annoying and unfortunately, a regular of many forums of GameTalk.

He's argumentitive, uses quotes when replying, and is turned on by Shaq Fu. Very odd.

One good thing: he's way too awesome to use any capitalization.

and they dont PWN me with any points in that one that got 116 posts half of it was ydn saying "noes wae i PWN'D j00"
By Vita
King Edward VI Grammar School
King Edward VI Grammar School is an all-boys grammar school in Chelmsford, England. The school is noted for producing a high percentage of doctors and, of course, The Blore Brothers.

Kegs boys have been known to start feuds with other schools over the social networking site Facebook, with dramatic consequences. However, the Kegs boys are generally known to win, through superior use of wit and overall banter. And if the worse comes to the worst, Kegs always have the formidable Mr Green. The school is looked upon jealously by many of the other Chelmsford schools, especially Chelmsford Girls County High- Kegs tend to have far better looking students than this school. Also, unlike this school, the Kegs students actually know how to apply make-up properly. Kegs is also one of the only schools in the world that is extremely reluctant to shut on snow days- recent statistics show that the school only closed for 5.7 minutes due to adverse weather conditions in 2010. This is supposed to make the students look resilient and hard-working, but really it just makes the school look desperate and somewhat pompous.

Kegs boys are often unfairly accused of being gay by their comprehensive school peers- this is not true. Only 90% of the current set of students, for example, are of a homosexual persuasion. 10% are straight/ bisexual.

King Edward VI Grammar School- The best school in China.
By Ingeborg
King Edward VI Grammar School
A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.

"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"
By Marjory
King Edward VI Grammar School
To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!

Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School

Nigerian son swims to North Korea
By Ardelle
King Edwards Vi Camp Hill For Girls
A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers

What school are you going to

king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go
By Lara
Charles Edward King Iii
A very Amazing, Handsome, Funny and Cool person with a big black half Mexican slong

By Jesselyn
A King Edward
To convert to a new religion to be with a woman or man belonging to that religion when one would be otherwise prevented by religious differences.

George pulled a King Edward to win the approval of his girlfriend's Latvian Orthodox parents.
By Elfreda
King Edward
A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.
By Hallie
King Edward Vii
Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere

“Woah look at him he’s not good

Yeah mate he went king Edward vii
By Karol