Define Koala Meaning

a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears

A bloodthirsty mammal that will drop out of trees and rip your head off.

heavy tree cats

the act of jumping on someone, whether they do or do not know. they may hold you or flail their arms trying to get you off. in the act of koala you hang on with all your might and just hang there.

When you are fucking a girl missionary style and you say youre about to cum and she wraps her legs behind you and locks them so you can't pull out

Untrimmed bikini line/pubic hair that escapes the sides of your underwear, resembling a koala's ears

A type of marsupial that pretends to eat eucalyptus leaves. The truth, however, is that these leaves are almost nutritionally useless, and that the ebil koalas must resort to fiery warfare ending in bloody cannibalistic feasts upon scorched koala flesh that last centuries. In spite of this insanity, many people, especially female people, are fond of them.

To take a shit while sitting on the toilet backwards and hugging the tank like a koala, so that the poos skid mark the bowl and someone else has to scrub it clean.

A person who clings to the couch, gets stoned, and sleeps. Much like a koala who clings to trees, gets high off the eucalyptus leaves, and sleeps most of the day.

A very cute and snuggled creature.
They love climbing puppy's
Need lots of love and attention.
Always need a wet nose no matter what else they will die.
One of their favorite things is playing in the box with puppy.
They need a puppy to love and hold on too when they sleep.