Define Kukai Meaning

Kukai
1. The stuff birds leave on your car when you park under a tree.
2. The stuff you step on when your neighbors don't pick up after their dog.

1. Aww I got kukai in my eye.
No worry beef curry, here's a tissue.
What for? The bird is probably miles away by now.

2. No gimme dat kukai!
By Bekki