Pronounced as 'cult'. kvlt is a way in the
blackmetal scene - amongst other scences in which the philosophy houses that if less people know the work of art you want/pretend to like because less people know it your penis is bigger, to say that
a work of art is terrible
obscure and to live under the believe that that automatically makes a work of art better.
This philosphy is a stunning piece of
reasoning and has kept me under the believe since I was 14 that the x-zillion types of unknown genres and obscure music I listen to is in fact better because it doesn't even sound like music anymore and it still works perfect.
So get your kvltness today.
Me: "This new Vinterriket album is kvlt
as fuck."
True blackmetaller: "
stfu"
Me: "Roling on the picklecrown, laughing. Don't use
internet abreviations."