Define Lag Meaning

Lag
• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.
By Winnah
Lag
not to be confused with latency (the time it takes to send a packet to and recieve a response packet from a server along a network), lag is impaired computer functionality (slow application responses or reduced/choppy framerates) resulting from high latency, packet loss, or low-preformance (generally video) hardware

adj. laggy, vi. lag

"My ping's 198?! No wonder this server's so laggy!"

OR

"If you turn down you resolution, you won't get as much lag."
By Gavrielle
Lag
Number one cause of violence amongst gamers.

Gamer with bloody knuckles comes into a bar. The barkeep asks, "What happened to you?" To which the games replies: "Lag..."
By Cyndia
Lag
A prison name for someone who's in doing time or someone who has done time (Britain and Ireland). In use the mid 20th century and probably alot earlier too. In a song written by Brendan Behan; the old triangle.

Lag- He's an old lag, done plenty of time in Mountjoy.
By Pegeen
Lag
a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")

dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!
By Karol
Lag
A newb's excuse for getting pwned

some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.
By Eloisa
Lag
Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.

Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."
By Clea
Lag
When your girlfriend has to fake an orgasm because your sexual connection is faster than her's. Don't worry its not your fault she's just lagging.

She said she faked it because i wasn't good in bed but i think she was just lagging.
By Zelda
Lag
What people using 56K or below cause while playing a multiplayer game.

Player 1 Ping 999
Player 2: upgrade ur 14.4k lagger!!1
By Jeana
Lag
When a computer runs slowly. A common and unfair cause of death in MMOs such as WoW.

"RM me noob! If it weren't for that lag I would have kicked A$$!"
By Berte