Define Lambert Meaning

Lambert
Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.

By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.
By Hannie
Lambertitis
It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.

"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"
By Ashlie
Lambertize
to get your daily fix of adam lambert

bitch: why are you shaking and foaming at the mouth?

me: because i have not lambertized yet today! >=O
By Krissy
The Lambert
...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"



"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

By Tabbi
Lambert It
When you are so excited and so happy you have nothing left to do but scream and push someone's face into your crotch!

"Jake so Lambert it last night when he heard about the backstage passes for Lady Ga Ga!"
By Mary
Lambert
Defined by the actions of former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert onstage, in which he grasped a dancer by the back of the head. He then proceeded to shove the dancer's face into his groin, and thrust his hips vigorously.

The action of thrusting one's hips into someone's face is now known as a "Lambert".

Man, that girl's a butterface! It's a good thing I don't have to look at it when I lambert her.
By Jacquenette
Lambert
the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!
By Cynthie
Lambert
N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!
By Katrinka
Lamberts
When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.

Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.
By Alexandrina
Lambert
1:
A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where local team manager Paul Lambert left Colchester United for local rivals Norwich City.

2:
A person lacking intelligence and/or common sense.

1: "The referee at today's game is such a fucking Lambert"

2: "He got a low test score. What a Lambert"
By Frances