A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a
brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen.
Reportedly farted an entire
plum.
Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "
the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a
license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire
plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!