"
This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster,
this land will surely
vote for me." - George W. Bush
"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a
stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry