Define Laptop Meaning

Laptop

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop
By Gabbey
Laptop
1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.

1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.
By Kania
Laptop
1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.

The laptop topped off the lap.
By Fanni
Laptop
A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.
By Isabelle
Laptop
When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
By Dannye
Laptop
The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one




THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!

By Silvana
Laptop
The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.

"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"
By Erinn
Laptoping
Using ur laptop for various things

Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping
By Roselin
Laptop
A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

By Laurie
Laptopping
Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.
By Cynthea