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Last Night
something you probably don't remember if your looking it up here.


ohhhh man last night was crazy!

you know this! lets do it again tonite!!
By Allison
Last Nights
The idiots way of saying “Last night’s”

P1: I had so much fun during last nights overwatch gaming session
P2: Mate don’t you mean Last night’s? You Idiot
By Brenn
About Last Night
The ultimate basic bitch euphemism for "look at this filtered picture of me looking hot...last night."

Did you see the picture Becky posted with the caption "About Last Night"? Bitch just went to Olive Gardens.
By Carol
Last Night Was Great
A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .

“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
By Carena
Thankyou For Last Night
infamous quote from 'the american jigalo' thanking the sexed up partner for last night

american jigalo 'thankyou for last night'
By Bibi
Last Night On Earth
The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH
By Jo Ann
Last-Night Breakfast
When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"
By Rickie
Last Night's Dinner
The act of licking another person's anus.

Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.
By Mollie
Texts From Last Night
A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
By Dorita
Last Night On Earth Speech
a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10

Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
By Simone