A time in ones life where its nearly impossible to
binge drink on a weekday, stealing toilet paper from work instead of going to k-mart is unacceptable, and playing a
pick-up game of B-ball means 3 days in bed rubbing
bengay all over your body.
Johnny: "Wow,
Jose Cuervo and I are just not friends anymore.... AND I threw out my back when the stripper was pouring champagne down my throat"
Johnny's wingman: "Welcome to your late 20's my friend"