Define Lerk Meaning

Small flying creatures that are capable of emitting lethal spore clouds. Lerks can usually be found residing in ventilation ducts, especially ones located near human quarry. While annoying on their own lerks can be quite dangerous when teamed up with their more powerful brethren, such as the fade or the onos.

"Gimme some nades comm, that damn lerk is back."
By Etti
someone who hangs around and doesn't pay and doesn't even offer to pay for anything
can describe more than one person(s)

man that fools a lerk, ive been paying for his ass for months
their a bunch of lerks it seams like that fool lives here and he pays no rent
By Jenifer
To go about business in an orderly boo fashion so that one remains out of contact by all means for a substantial length of time. Consequentially a "Great White" lerk is one where the individual is out of reach for the better part of the day or multiple days.

I have been on the great white lerk for the past 24 hours!!
By Nicholle
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"

The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.
By Nadiya
Annoying little bitches found in the half-life mod "Natural Selection".

"Ignore the lerk, get through the fucking phase gate!!!"
By Erika
The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.

That Eric was Lerking so hard, he benched my world.
By Ede
Verb Lerking comes from the verb lerk which means to sneek.

"Thirsty nigg** be lerking you have to catch em' and merk em'" The Massacre, 50 cent, In My Hood
By Cherie
Fuck Lerk
A Fuck Ferk is considered someone from the streets in the San Diego region who has nowhere to go and just scabs off people, no job, no life, no friends (free loader) etc.

1. Hey light up that joint bro, oh wait here comes that Fuck Lerk never mind.

2. Man I was at this party the other night and we got all faded and John got drunk did all my drugs and then had nowhere to drop him off at! what a Fuck Lerk move he pulled.

3. Look at that blind Fuck Lerk Panhandling on the freeway, he ain't getting my dollar
By Alfi
Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!
By Kaitlynn
When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.

Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.
By Jehanna