Define Lettuce Meaning

Lettuce

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory
By Oralla
Lettuce
a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced
By Marena
Lettuce
stellar hair that is not as long as flow but better

that guys got some dope lettuce
By Myrah
Lettuce
The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties

I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong
By Jodi
Lettuce
A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “
By Sibbie
Lettuce
1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"
By Sasha
Lettuce
A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.

Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.
By Teresa
Lettuce
another term for weed. origin linden new jersey

i want to get some lettuce because i want to get high .
By Bidget
Lettuce
a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points

Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"
By Sorcha
Lettuce
1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.

That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.
By Lilllie