"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...
FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep,
this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of
candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!