"
Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss
bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss
Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."