Define Lies Meaning

Lies
generic term for a fake item, or an item that does not live up to its name

searching usenet for music, i find 300 copies of the song with an exe extension, all lies
By Gaby
Li Li

person 1-That li li is beautiful i think her name is ashli jeffries, im going to go talk to her.

person 2-dude dont she is dating wA..
By Anica
Lis
An insanely beautiful person, both inside and out.

She carries herself well and deals with problems positively.
Always in a good mood and happy with a huge grin on her face. She makes friends easily and falls very hard when it comes to love and relationships. She's usually getting hurt when it comes to dating, but in the future, that one special man is waiting to come into her life. Lis is simply amazing.

Person 1: You're so sweet!
Person 2: Yeah, my name's Lis, lol :)
By Laurette
The Lies
A phrase used after somone is lying or believed to be lying.

Eric:I didnt cheat on you.
Nicole:The lies
Eric:I DIDNT!!!
Nicole:I believe it.
By Catharina
Lis
Noun. 1) In a global set consisting of a multitude of binary experiments, each with only two outcomes; pass or fail, Lis refers to a rate of success of no less than 8 standard deviations above the mean.

A favorable statistical anomaly

Adj. 2) A shockingly overwhelming appeal to the bodily sense of taste or smell, usually associated with an incredibly rare and exquisite gastronomic event.

Verb. 3) To observe something so perfectly beautiful that life in general, even in its most revered and sacred moments, becomes pale and dull by comparison.

1) “Have the new quality control process implementations at the nuclear facility proved to be as advantageous as envisioned?”
“Absolutely, the probability of not having a core meltdown has increased to greater than (1 - Lis).”

2)“The laboratory replication of the late Auguste Escoffier’s signature dish was so decadent to the senses, the experience was approaching Lis.”

3)“today I Lis, Tomorrow I die.”
By Lizette
Li
A very common last name for Chinese people. Pronounced as "Lee". Only dumbasses pronounce it as "lie". It's also written as "Li3" in Chinese pinyin, not fricken Lee. Some people spell it Lee because of the retards out there saying it wrong.

By Britta
Lies
A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!
By Stepha
Li
AOL instant messanger slang.

How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.

Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor

friend: why is 6 afraid of 7?

me: I don't know

friend: because 7 8 9!

Me: li
By Sophia
Lies
Something said when you disagree with what happened.

Jebus was railed by RevStan.
Jebus: Lies!
By Janith
Lies

By Marylin