Define Life Meaning

Life
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

By Glynis
Life
The meaningless void between birth and death.

By Irena
Life

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)
By Charleen
Life
Life's a test..... do you pass?

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
By Lotti
Life
A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
By Codee
Life
A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
By Shelby
Life

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
By Karlen
Life
context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.

life in the 'emergin' countries
By Mildred
Life
Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.

"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."
By Sorcha
Life

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!
By Suzanna