Define Life Meaning

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

life in the 'emergin' countries

"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!